I am the dork

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

king-of-roses:

A handy guide for anyone not familiar

(via thefrozenmaidofspace)

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

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Anonymous said: hallo, I'm a pre-everything transwoman and something is bothering me. On one hand I see it as a perk to be able to stand to pee: I'm lazy and some toilets are just REALLY nasty. On the other hand I hate myself for peeing while standing up. One of my friends once said that it was weird and fucked up to accept me, but to see me use a urinal. People say if it doesn't bother you stop thinking about it, I tried but this DOES bother me. Now I'm asking others how they deal with toilet related dysphoria

Bathroom dysphoria is something most trans people get, and its very understandable. A suggestion is maybe to use a stall, in stead of using the urinal?

If your friend have trouble accepting you could try to talk to them, and explain it.

Also, if you dont want to stand and pee at all, but think the toilet is gross, you could try to put toilet paper around the edge and sit on that.

I really hope you figure it out, bathroom dysphoria is really frustrating. When in public, I personally use either handicap bathrooms, or unisex bathrooms. Maybe that could work for you too, if you think that is an issue as well.  

co-ne-ja:

sleepy buds got all tuckered out in the forest. 

co-ne-ja:

sleepy buds got all tuckered out in the forest. 

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

thespacegoat:

remember a few years ago when the parody account MorgonFreeman made this post

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and now to this day people still think he said it

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that’s my favorite thing to ever happen on the entire intenet

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mistermurdocnipples:

ask-putty-buddy:

anthony-the-talking-clock:

thelittlejewboy:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following gifs will be deleted within 24 hours

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These are cute

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im very angry at the tumblr staff right now

Better reblog.

(Source: crybaybe, via steffenyugi123)

ATTENTION ALL NORWEGIANS

nightvaliandragon:

goodnight—listeners—goodnight:

s-utoroberi:

boku-gaytalia:

Today, March 28th of july, terrorists will most likely attack the bigger norwegian cities (Oslo,  Bergen, Stavanger etc.), so I want to warn all Norwegian tumblr users to stay inside all day. Don’t go outside, even if you live in minor cities. Be careful today. Nobody knows where they’ll attack.

Sorry for my bad english

PLEASE STAY SAFE AND FORWARD THIS, I BEG OF YOU.

nightvaliancarlos nightvaliandragon STAY SAFE PLEASE

ladyvanhts:

Dear Hussie,

please update during the summer I don’t know if I can handle the feels of the final update and school

Sincerly,

            All the Homestucks

(via this-isnt-john-and-dave)

slimepiesandchucklevoodoo:

we doin’ it right? ;o)

slimepiesandchucklevoodoo:

The Makaras are Mexican,

and Gamzees full name is Gamzales.